Johnny Tonole

Rhymes with cannoli. This nut didn’t fall very far from his native Oregon tree. With his wife Janie, this fertile couple has 5 kids and 8 grandkids. With that in mind, don’t you sometimes wonder why the State doesn’t force sterilization for the feeble minded. His over 30 years in the repair business is indicative of more than slight feebility, though. He insists that his first 5-10 years stamping license plates counts as automotive experience.
His hobbies are hunting, fishing, golfing (in his case, more like slow motion croquet), bowling, hot rods, camping, boating, Nascar races, knitting, spelunking, ice shavings, french fries, and showing his "Emily" to every Tom, Dick, and Bernice who share his enjoyment of old rust buckets. Emily is a 1969 Chevelle Malibu show car that sounds like potato potato potato.